You know you have too many dogs when...
When you have more grass in your driveway than in your backyard.
When you neighbors find ANY dog running loose and automatically bring it to your house.
When you want to watch TV and you have to sit on the floor
because all of the furniture is "occupied".
When it takes you longer to wash your dogs' dishes than your own.
When you have to use a wash tub for a water dish.
When you have to run an obstacle course to get to the phone.
When you see one of your dogs doing something bad (like chewing something up or leaving a "dog deposit" on the rug)
and you have to run through the entire list of dogs in order to yell at the right one
and by then it is too late.
When the hazmat team comes to your house on trash day
to handle the "deposits" that you have placed in your trash can.
When you have all of your dogs in the back seat of your car
and it automatically changes lanes when they move to the other side of the car.
When you NEVER go anywhere for a vacation
because it costs more to kennel your dogs than to go to Hawaii.
When you have an extension on your king-sized bed so you all fit.
When Eukanuba makes home deliveries.
When you move your bedroom into the garage
and put a king and queen sized bed together
so all of your dogs can sleep with you.
When you can't remember all of your dogs' names
and just call them all 'brown dog'.
When you take your dogs for a run in the park
and people think it is a dog show.